Have you ever had a day when everything just doesn’t go right? Everything is just hard? By that I mean, the things that you normally would do, without any issue, just don’t go right? Lemme explain after I talk about the walking.

I got up early today and did my walk before work (yay for 2 days in a row) with my walking buddy. We did 2 miles and solved the world’s problems (again). The pace was just over 40 minutes and I love my walking buddy. I’m really into something with getting the walking done before work. I shit you not. I gotta lock this routine down.

Now for the not right stuff of the day…

-I went to put on my shorts, was stepping into them and my pinky toe stuck on the end and I couldn’t get it out. I found myself hobbling to catch myself so I didn’t fall face first on the floor.

-I was putting my socks on and my toes on my right foot suddenly cramped up in a way that made them spread out in a fan, when the sock was midway on. The sock was stuck on one toe and wouldn’t move. I then hobble walked around the living room trying to get the cramp out.

-I logged into my computer for work with the wrong password-8 times and it was locked for an hour. Turns out the stupid caps lock was on.

—I was emptying the dishwasher, didn’t notice that a small cup was full of water and I dumped it all over the floor. How the hell did I not see the water??

-I was loading the dishwasher and I guess I was throwing the butter knives too hard into the rack holder thing and they all fell through to the bottom. I didn’t notice this until I went to slide the rack back in and the thing wouldn’t move. How the hell does this happen with 3 knives?

-I grabbed a new stick of butter out of the fridge to put in the butter dish. I was removing the wrapper and it was stuck on the edges. The actual wrapper was pressed into the butter on the edges. 2 edges. I couldn’t get it off and had to slice some butter off.

-Realized at 2PM that my underwear was on inside out (I didn’t notice the 3 other times I went to the bathroom)

it was the underwear thing where I was like, REALLY?? Come on now.

I don’t have any wise words or insightful thoughts on what this all means today. I’m sure one of my tribe will read this and send me a text…I really don’t know, other than sometimes the easiest things can be difficult, but you gotta keep doing them? Or maybe I do need medication